Friday, February 1, 2008

Huckabee: "My 5 Smooth Stones"

The latest e-mail from Mike Huckabee, "My 5 Smooth Stones" (Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:19:11):

We are in this race to win despite the desperate efforts by the Romney campaign to try and say that "a vote for me is a vote for McCain". Actually, a vote for me is a vote for me!

We have outlasted Rudy, Fred, and others who were supposed to be the winners. Only 8% of the Republican delegates have been selected, and we have about the same number of delegates as McCain or Romney. We are in it to win.

The Romney campaign knows this and they are running scared.

So far the media has with a few exceptions, been content to sell this sham of a story to their viewers and listeners. You would think that under this coordinated assault, we would be sinking in the polls nationally.

Not so. FOX News has us tied with Gov. Romney in 2nd place nationally in a new poll of registered voters.

What's more, in Tennessee, Georgia, Missouri, Alabama, Arkansas and Oklahoma, recent polls have us in first or tied for first.

We can win. We will win.

To close this gap and shock the pundits, and more importantly our rivals, I need your immediate financial support. I am counting on you as I always have, because you are the five smooth stones in my pocket.

Make an immediate contribution of $25 or more today and watch us soar.

I am counting on you for victory.

With deepest gratitude,


I'm sorry but Huckabee sounds like a sleazy televangelist.

He equates himself with David from the Old Testament, having the five smooth stones ready to slay Goliath.

Obviously, his e-mail doesn't explain the significance of his stones.

He assumes that his religious base knows what he means. Talk about using faith to score political points!



Huckabee cannot be serious about winning. He just can't be.

His smooth stones rub me the wrong way.

2 comments:

Mike's America said...

Doesn't Hillary Clinton already have Hucakbee's stones in her testicle lock box?

Mary said...

I think so. :)

Did you see Hillary and Obama's Hollywood debate?

I think she's going to have to get a bigger testicle lock box.