Unaired Letterman Top 10 List Smears Cindy McCain

From Brent Baker of the Media Research Center:

Letterman's 'Top Ten Surprising Facts About Cindy McCain'

From this week's e-mailed Late Show Newsletter, "an exclusive un-aired Top Ten List edited from the 6/23/08 broadcast," the "Top Ten Surprising Facts About Cindy McCain."

10. Keeps slim by wrasslin' gators

9. Spends half her day reminding John to take his pills

8. She designs and builds custom made choppers

7. Once at Bloomingdale's, got into a fistfight with Hillary over a pantsuit

6. Each time Tiger Woods winced in pain, she muttered, "Suck it up, princess"

5. Other men she finds sexy: John Adams, Beethoven, Regis

4. Wrote hit song "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" while visiting family (sorry -- that's surprising facts about Cyndi Lauper)

3. Ringtone: (Shake Your) Moneymaker

2. Can dead-lift a full keg of beer

1. After guesting on "The View," claims Barbara Walters hit on her

Will next week's Late Show Newsletter include a similar Top 10 List smearing Michelle Obama?

Would a list featuring negative images of Michelle and mocking her be a big laugh? Would a list trashing Obama be entertaining to them?

I highly doubt that.

That's about as likely as Letterman choosing to wear an American flag pin in his lapel.
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Visit the Late Show website.

The "Top Ten Surprising Facts About Cindy McCain" edited from the June 23, 2008 broadcast can be seen by clicking on "Dave TV," then "Dave's Monologue."

Choose June 23. That will provide a link to the video of the unaired Top 10 List slamming Cindy and John McCain.