Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Letterman: Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Turn it Around

TOP TEN WAYS JOHN McCAIN CAN TURN IT AROUND

10. Try the old "I'll vote for you if you vote for me" trick

9. Inspire America by jumping Straight Talk Express over Snake River Canyon

8. Change name to Jorack McBama

7. Start wearing a cape

6. Step one: Send bin Laden free tickets to Giants game. Step two: When he shows up in East Rutherford, New Jersey expecting to enjoy some Big Blue smashmouth football: Gotcha Sucka!

5. Sizzling tango with Cloris Leachman on "Dancing with the Stars"

4. Put more effort into budget plan, less effort into Facebook status updates

3. Point out his steady leadership got us through the Great Depression

2. Assure voters the only poll that matters is in his pants

1. Get Sarah Palin to illegally fire herself

2 comments:

Mary said...

More hate from the Left on display...

Anonymous said...

haha letterman was hilarious. McCain should make the comment about the poll in his pants, it would garner media. also mccain needs to talk aboug jessie jackson and his stupid freaking interview.