TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD DURING THE BUSH/OBAMA MEETING
10. "You sure you want this job?"
9. "Actually, sir, I do mind if you call me 'Barack-odile Dundee' "
8. "Let me know if you want the Secret Service to frisk you for fun"
7. "I appreciate the offer, but you can take the spittoons with you"
6. "Honest opinion: would it be a mistake to pardon Amy Winehouse?"
5. "Is that Roger Clinton sleeping on the sofa?"
4. "The red phone is for talking to world leaders, the blue phone is for ordering Domino's"
3. "When there's a big crisis, you might be here as late as 4pm"
2. "Other than the economy, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, the deficit, the crumbling infrastructure, our energy policy, Gitmo and global warming, is there anything else I need to fix?"
1. "When can you start?"
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