Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Al Franken and the Minnesota Supreme Court

It's official. The Minnesota Supreme Court has ruled that former cokehead and tax cheat Al Franken is the winner of the 2008 election.

Franken is a U.S. senator.

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) -- The Minnesota Supreme Court has ordered that Democrat Al Franken be certified as the winner of the state's long-running Senate race.

The high court rejected a legal challenge from Republican Norm Coleman, whose options for regaining the Senate seat are dwindling.

Justices said Franken is entitled to the election certificate he needs to assume office. With Franken and the usual backing of two independents, Democrats will have a big enough majority to overcome Republican filibuster.

Coleman hasn't ruled out seeking federal court intervention.

Oh, God.

This is like a bad SNL skit.

Speaking of SNL, Franken was still contributing to the show in September of 2008, mocking John McCain.

It looks like they're colleagues now.

Oh, God.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some more good news for Republicans. Now, can they find some leadership to get rid of these boobs when the country is finally done with them?

Lee said...

Him and Obama are going to get along!

I mean he already likes to work with Tax Cheats, and they can talk about former coke using days!

Minnesota has to be proud!