Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Letterman: Top Ten Signs Rahm Emanuel is Nuts

TOP TEN SIGNS RAHM EMANUEL IS NUTS

10. Every morning takes a leak off the Truman balcony

9. President Obama smokes cigarettes; Rahm eats them

8. Spotted today at Toyota dealership

7. He's leaving Obama to become a special advisor to Richard Nixon

6. In a fit of rage, he snapped Dennis Kucinich in half

5. Changing his name to Rahm Emanuel Lewis

4. Refers to every cabinet official as "Clarkie"

3. Recently got into heated policy debate with his stapler

2. You mean, besides walking around D.C. naked?

1. Even Andy Dick is telling him to chill

Video here.

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