Thursday, November 21, 2013

Leno: ObamaCare, Obama Jokes, November 20, 2013

JAY LENO: According to a new poll, if the 2012 election were held today, Mitt Romney would win. But, you know something? After this health care rollout thing, I think Anthony Weiner could win.

One of the big complaints now under ObamaCare is that doctors are going to have to ask patients how many sex partners they've had. You know, I thought they're supposed to cut down on paperwork. I mean, how many forms is Charlie Sheen going to be filling out? He's going to be there all day.

Well, according to another poll, 52 percent of Americans now believe President Obama is not honest, which is why today he changed his slogan from 'change you can believe in' to 'You can't handle the truth!'