At 82 years old, Biden is the oldest sitting president in American history. It shows.HAPPY BIRTHDAY! President Biden, cementing his status as the oldest sitting president in American history, turns 82 today! pic.twitter.com/fWyJoJClFW
— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 20, 2024
Joe Biden sings Happy Birthday to Arndrea Waters King, but he forgets her name entirely. pic.twitter.com/YQm5ddX1fI
— TheBlaze (@theblaze) January 16, 2023
This beautiful soul was taken from the world because Democrats were more concerned about their political ambitions than the safety of their constituents.
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) November 20, 2024
Rest easy, Laken.
We continue the fight on your behalf. pic.twitter.com/mLjIiP2zpi
This is a victory for women and girls. Common sense wins.BREAKING: @WatertownUSD school board in WI just voted to ban males from using girls’ restrooms or participating in girls’s sports pic.twitter.com/deOBR7FFT3
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 20, 2024
President Trump is assembling a great team. America is back.Thank you @realDonaldTrump! I look forward to strengthening relationships with our NATO Allies and standing firm in the face of threats to Peace and Stability. https://t.co/GPSl09BaM1
— Matt Whitaker πΊπΈ (@MattWhitaker46) November 20, 2024
Very nice..@dagenmcdowell sends her best wishes to former 'The Bottom Line' co-host @SeanDuffyWI as he's been nominated to serve as Trump’s Transportation Secretary. pic.twitter.com/j6Q3DoV4kG
— The Bottom Line (@BottomLineFBN) November 20, 2024
Americans are demanding reform.And we will https://t.co/hQGadu5nxk
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 19, 2024
Brian Stelter is nuts.NEW: @ScottJenningsKY's reactions are priceless as Brian Stelter ‘reports’ that Joe/Mika met with Trump because they feared retribution:
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) November 20, 2024
"I mean, isn't it possible too that they're just two people who are so full of themselves, so full of self-aggrandizement that they would feel… pic.twitter.com/Ecr6QItBq3
DISGUSTING.Minutes after the illegal scum who killed Laken Riley was sentenced, Fake News hack @IkeEjiochi was on ABC blaming President Trump.
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 20, 2024
This isn't a "political lightning rod" — it's a TRAGEDY that ONLY happened because Biden-Harris LET this animal roam our country. pic.twitter.com/y0Tp3qpZqg
This makes me sick.π¨π· Joe Biden says he regrets calling Laken Riley's murderer an "illegal." Joe Biden cares more about criminal aliens than American citizens. pic.twitter.com/B8qdZek632
— MAGA War Room (@MAGAIncWarRoom) March 9, 2024
Please see my statement regarding today's guilty verdict: pic.twitter.com/fXcUyBNn1T
— Governor Brian P. Kemp (@GovKemp) November 20, 2024
"Open border policies failed Laken Riley." Without a doubt.'JUSTICE HAS BEEN DELIVERED': Gov. Kemp takes direct shot at Biden administration after illegal immigrant Jose Ibarra was found guilty on all ten counts he was charged with in the murder of nursing student Laken Riley. pic.twitter.com/yjQZt9RpG5
— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 20, 2024
Families will be spared the horror and sorrow experienced by Laken Riley and her loved ones because President Trump will end the Biden-Harris insanity that permitted criminals, rapists, and murderers to prey on American citizens. If the Democrat Cabal had failed to rig the 2020 election and install Biden, so much heartbreak and death would have been avoided.JUSTICE FOR LAKEN RILEY! The Illegal who killed our beloved Laken Riley was just found GUILTY on all counts for his horrific crimes. Although the pain and heartbreak will last forever, hopefully this can help bring some peace and closure to her wonderful family who fought for…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 20, 2024
Rest in peace, Laken.Government failed Laken Riley at every step of the way.
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) November 20, 2024
Her killer was in federal custody after crossing the border illegally, then released.
He was released again in sanctuary city NYC after an arrest - ICE not notified.
Then NYC gave him a taxpayer funded flight to GA,…
Biden, Kamala Harris, Alejandro Mayorkas, and the long line of elected Democrats and their supporters enabled Jose Ibarra to brutally murder Laken Riley. Unforgivable. Clearly, Americans have rejected Harris and Biden and their puppet masters' horrific policies. Too late for Laken Riley and her loved ones. Heartbreaking.π¨ BREAKING: The illegal alien monster who killed Laken Riley has been found GUILTY on all 10 charges.
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 20, 2024
Laken Riley should be alive.
This animal never should have been in our country.
On January 20th, this madness will end once and for all. pic.twitter.com/Dge99Yh196
Americans are thrilled that the end of the regime of Biden-Harris and their puppet masters is approaching. All the destruction they wrought, instead of continuing, will be addressed and rectified.NEW POLL: A majority of Americans, including a plurality of independent voters, approve of President Trump's transition performance π₯ pic.twitter.com/n0EJEfVdR3
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 19, 2024
Clown show.BRAGG DRAGS ON: The team for President-elect Trump calls the decision by the Manhattan DA "a definitive victory" for Trump and the American people. Read more: https://t.co/uAU2V58LQp pic.twitter.com/rLASYZONwL
— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 20, 2024
π¨ NEW: Statement from Trump Communications Director @StevenCheung on President Trump’s total and definitive victory against Alvin Bragg’s corrupt witch hunt. pic.twitter.com/DHTZMLqVEA
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 19, 2024
π¨ President Trump announces that @howardlutnick will join his administration as Secretary of Commerce. pic.twitter.com/XkLZj2NIqN
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 19, 2024
π¨ NEW: President Trump announces the nomination of @Linda_McMahon as Secretary of Education. pic.twitter.com/Se11G8N7jI
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 20, 2024
NEW: President Trump announces the nomination of @DrOz to serve as the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services Administrator pic.twitter.com/cXHKFW6K7M
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 19, 2024
Tren de Aragua is in Wisconsin. Are you comfortable with that, my fellow Wisconsinites?The American people have given Trump a mandate to enforce immigration law, but Democrat leaders say they will refuse to comply
— America (@america) November 19, 2024
Meanwhile, the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua has spread to 16 states
There must be consequences for officials who continue to facilitate this invasion pic.twitter.com/yQyNR7icg7
Follow the science.SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON: "Let me be unequivocally clear. A man is a man and a woman is a woman. And a man cannot become a woman."
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) November 19, 2024
πΊπΈπΊπΈ pic.twitter.com/U9PTy2MhFT
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 19, 2024
X represents the country.Wow. CNN admits that @X now represents the average ideological makeup of the US better than it ever did before @elonmusk bought it. Incredible to see them admit this after all the fearmongering they pushed about X since Elon bought it.pic.twitter.com/BzYUxApUoq
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) November 19, 2024
Hypocrites.Democrats: “Trump can’t use the military to help deport illegals!"
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) November 19, 2024
Also Democrats: Called in the National Guard to deport 50 illegals out of Martha’s Vineyard to a military base within 48 hours of their arrival. pic.twitter.com/KVbhNFasUt
Thank you, Sunny, for clearing that up.Sonny Hostin was forced to issue a “legal note” on The View that Matt Gaetz was found to have done nothing wrong after a three year DOJ investigation. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/wiz0OhynFK
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) November 20, 2024
It's nice to see Bob Dylan quote Nick Cave.
Saw Nick Cave in Paris recently at the Accor Arena and I was really struck by that song Joy where he sings “We’ve all had too much sorrow, now it the time for joy.” I was thinking to myself, yeah that’s about right.
— Bob Dylan (@bobdylan) November 19, 2024
Yup.I had sex with a man and now look at me pic.twitter.com/9kb8CWKtos
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) November 19, 2024
Biological men do not belong in private women’s spaces. Period. Full stop. End of story. pic.twitter.com/IhR7kExkBU
— Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) November 18, 2024
The Radical Left would rather call me an extremist than admit they are wrong. pic.twitter.com/FJb7MQoxqo
— Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) November 19, 2024
This isn’t up for debate. Men are not welcome in women's private spaces. pic.twitter.com/qRGpAj9UOW
— Nancy Mace (@NancyMace) November 19, 2024
It's right to protect women and girls. It's right to treat transgender people with dignity and respect. Gender neutral bathrooms to protect the rights of biological women while accommodating transgender individuals might be a solution, albeit an expensive plumbing matter.π₯π₯π₯ @NancyMace just made this ABC reporter rethink his entire career when he approached her about the new tr*ns congress member using women's restrooms π pic.twitter.com/85WPZgzFui
— Sara Rose πΊπΈπΉ (@saras76) November 19, 2024
This is grassroots joy. It's legitimate. It's not fake, orchestrated, BS, like the alleged Kamala Harris joy.Trump is back. America is back. And it’s cool to be a Republican again! We explore the mysteries of the Trump Dance taking the world by storm on @CNN pic.twitter.com/k93uZ0p34u
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) November 19, 2024
President Trump has arrived to watch the SpaceX launch with @elonmusk! π₯ pic.twitter.com/D5awPUUQTC
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 19, 2024
America is back!.@SpaceX StarshipππΊπΈπ¦ pic.twitter.com/hiliGwkW9p
— Dan Scavino Jr.πΊπΈπ¦ (@DanScavino) November 19, 2024
Pete Hegseth can't get into the Department of Defense soon enough. Business as usual is not going to cut it.NEW: Department of defense official laughs in Jon Stewart’s face when questioned about the waste, fraud and abuse there.
— MAGA Resource (@MAGAResource) November 17, 2024
Stewart is a liberal but is stunned at Democrat Deputy Defense Secretary Kathleen Hicks’ smug answer when he questions her about the rampant waste, fraud and… pic.twitter.com/DFeDsjt3kv
RFK Jr Balloons To 350 Pounds After Single Bite Of Mcdonalds https://t.co/sfp3tya1Pq pic.twitter.com/AaTMAZGXah
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 18, 2024
Charley Hull pulled out the Trump Dance during her final round battle with Nelly Korda on Sunday. The move really is taking over the sports world. pic.twitter.com/tCJGyPSvh3
— Mark Harris (@itismarkharris) November 18, 2024
I don't think these athletes are aligning with Hitler. They're just expressing joy, Trump style.The Trump Dance is so elite, you just know Captain America himself had to do it to 'em.
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 19, 2024
We have never been more back. πΊπΈπ«‘ pic.twitter.com/wawIjMNC8A
It was all a lie. They're all frauds.Yes, the legacy (formerly mainstream) media just literally lied relentlessly https://t.co/1NC8T39o5J
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 19, 2024
Tom Homan's message is clear. Obey the law.π¨BREAKING: Tom Homan responds to Boston Mayor Michelle Wu on her trying to stop his deportation efforts:
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 19, 2024
“Well, she's not very smart, I'll give her that because I just… President Trump's going to prioritize public safety threats.”
“What mayor or governor doesn't want public… pic.twitter.com/fLrv2kJm0q
Our tax dollars at work. Disgusting. Laken Riley would be alive today if not for the unbelievably reckless policies of the Biden-Harris Regime, the Democrats' support, and the propaganda spewed by their hacks in the media.Every Democrat should be forced to watch this clip. This is the roommate of Laken Riley's murderer, Jose Ibarra, testifying that your own government gave a gang member a free flight to Georgia to rape and kill Laken.
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) November 18, 2024
This insanity can't end soon enough. pic.twitter.com/KOLv33Hpym
Hunter Biden looks exhausted. It looks like the coup took a lot out of him.Hunter Biden was spotted in Disneyland enjoying the Dumbo ride with his wife and their son. https://t.co/UGdrDkCxQr pic.twitter.com/lpDwKIB7Yr
— New York Post (@nypost) November 18, 2024
To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul https://t.co/nHng1WoU3Y pic.twitter.com/xlUKwFTKnm
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 18, 2024
This is such a crock. Joe Scarborough said President Trump would carry out executions if he won the 2024 election.Let’s be clear, Joe and Mika didn’t suddenly see the light, they saw their ratings. They realized they needed Trump for their survival. pic.twitter.com/NMqNQo60nv
— Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) November 18, 2024
"[Trump] will imprison, he will execute whoever he's allowed to imprison, execute, drive from the country... just look at his past."
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 21, 2023
This may be one of the most unhinged MSNBC segments yet.
"Look at his past"...
Yeah, let's look back at the Trump years.
The historic… pic.twitter.com/0i8gXuUehK
What frauds! President Trump was victorious. The MAGA coalition rules. Now, the losers are crawling back. Very amusing.After years of painting Trump as Hitler, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski went to Mar-a-Lago to chat with the “fascist” himself.
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) November 18, 2024
What changed? pic.twitter.com/x1WK7OqYxT
Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson wanted to be the Secretary of Transportation in the George W. Bush Administration. Instead, he served as Secretary of Health and Human Services. Decades later, we do have a Wisconsinite nominated to be the Secretary of Transportation. Congratulations, Sean Duffy!BREAKING: President Trump has selected former Wisconsin Congressman Sean Duffy to serve as the Secretary of Transportation.
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) November 18, 2024
Congratulations @SeanDuffyWI!! pic.twitter.com/UlH8tFnlWQ
Thank you, Mr. President. I’m eager to help you usher in a new golden age of transportation. #MAGA pic.twitter.com/lrBFLdo4D8
— Sean Duffy (@SeanDuffyWI) November 19, 2024
"The Democratic commissioner in Bucks County who openly defied a court order not to count illegal misdated ballots in the Pennsylvania election *GAVE* campaign contributions to Democratic senatorial candidate Bob Casey." Diane Ellis-Marseglia, like other Democrats, is corrupt to the core. She will do anything to steal an election.JUST IN: The Democratic commissioner in Bucks County who openly defied a court order not to count illegal misdated ballots in the Pennsylvania election *GAVE* campaign contributions to Democratic senatorial candidate Bob Casey.
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 18, 2024
The election official, Diane Ellis-Marseglia,… pic.twitter.com/kPD8xtLp3V
The Bucks County GOP won. Poor Democrats. Poor Marc Elias. Poor Bob Casey. The law matters. Democrats got away with stealing the 2020 election in Pennsylvania and installing Biden. Their cheating won't work this time. They actually have to obey the law.We won!
— Bucks GOP (@BucksGOP) November 18, 2024
The PA Supreme Court issued a ruling today ordering that all 67 PA County Boards Of Election shall comply with their earlier ruling and SHALL NOT COUNT misdated and undated ballots.
This is a victory for election integrity and the rule of law.
We shall continue to… pic.twitter.com/V7PktrddP9
Trump confirms he is prepared to declare a national emergency and use military assets to carry out his mass deportation pledge. pic.twitter.com/GCndVCXxSX
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) November 18, 2024
Trump confirms plans to use military force to deport migrants after declaring national emergency https://t.co/q3y1yTtfuO pic.twitter.com/ULldSUzwyF
— New York Post (@nypost) November 18, 2024
President Trump keeps his promises. He has a mandate.The attacks are coming fast and furious on Trump’s deportation plans, but the American people clearly voted for this and believe the situation to be a national emergency. My latest on @cnn.
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) November 18, 2024
π₯ via @CurtisHouck pic.twitter.com/qOzA0RmS8a
911: I'd like to report a homicide on live TV.
— Joel Fischer πΊπΈ (@realJoelFischer) November 17, 2024
Suspect: Mollie Hemingway
Victim: Trey Gowdy pic.twitter.com/oBly2GuUqo
Making America healthy again, in moderation?Today's cover: RFK Jr. poses with Big Mac and a Coke on Trump Force One — after pledging to make America healthy https://t.co/r82aWigWEB pic.twitter.com/7icbYsetno
— New York Post (@nypost) November 18, 2024
The long national nightmare is over.Make America Fun Again πΊπΈ #TrumpDance pic.twitter.com/8ejExxt7B1
— Byron Donalds (@ByronDonalds) November 17, 2024
Scott Pelley is clueless. Americans voted to drain the Swamp. Duh..@60Minutes slammed Pete Hegseth tonight for having “no government experience”
— Karoline Leavitt (@karolineleavitt) November 18, 2024
NEWSFLASH: The Pentagon is full of people with decades of “government experience” and they just failed their 7th audit in a row.
The American people re-elected President Trump with a resounding… https://t.co/EFcgIPBzIB
JUST IN: The New Yorker report Mitch McConnell sent a message to Trump: "There will be no recess appointments."
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) November 18, 2024
McConnell may not be aware, but he's no longer in charge of the Senate.
But let's take Mitch at his word. Any Republican who defies President-elect Trump's nominees…
Remember that time when McConnell decided he wouldn’t be speaking for Senate Republicans anymore? https://t.co/tS04hGHUPa
— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) November 18, 2024
Corrupt Mitch McConnell cannot be permitted to hold the Senate and tens of millions of Americans hostage. He's out.BREAKING: Rick Scott has just responded to reports of Senator Mitch McConnell saying there won’t be recess appointments for President Trump.
— Ian Jaeger (@IanJaeger29) November 18, 2024
Rick Scott: “Yes, there will be.” pic.twitter.com/0ECgr4SjqB
Mitch McConnell is corrupt, and everything he does is designed to hide the real source of his family’s wealth and power. https://t.co/Gq4D6G092I
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 18, 2024
Our laws matter.π¨BREAKING: ABC JUST ADMITTED THE "MAJORITY OF AMERICANS NOW SUPPORT MASS DEPORTATION!"
— Bo Loudon (@BoLoudon) November 17, 2024
"Because of the Biden administration's record-breaking border crossings, the majority of Americans now support mass deportation."
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I like that the Trump Dance is equated with celebrations.TOTAL. MAGA. TAKEOVER. #TRUMPDANCE pic.twitter.com/TX3L9ZKoLS
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 17, 2024
.@SpeakerJohnson: Matt Gaetz will go in and reform the Department of Justice. We've seen the lawfare at the DOJ — how they target Catholics, parents at school board meetings, pro-life Americans — and Gaetz will shake it up. pic.twitter.com/ACk8Go2DnA
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 17, 2024
π₯.@dbongino is rumored to be under serious consideration for the United States Secret Service Director position.
— Sara Rose πΊπΈπΉ (@saras76) November 17, 2024
Last night, he was eyeing everyone around Trump - already in protection mode π
He would 100% be the best candidate for this position π₯π₯pic.twitter.com/ByBMDfBz8j
Kim Cheatle was a disaster. Ronald Rowe is a disaster. Dan Bongino would be great as the director of the Secret Service.Instincts always kick in. πΊπΈ pic.twitter.com/kLYewKhUh9
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) November 17, 2024
There must be accountability for all the lies and coercion Fauci pushed, as well as his role in the creation of COVID-19 and the cover-up of its origin. Americans deserve justice.Fauci: "When you make it difficult for people in their lives... they get vaccinated."
— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) November 16, 2024
Remember when Anthony Fauci got raked over the coals by Rep. McCormick for coercing millions of Americans into taking experimental mRNA injections by taking away their freedoms until they… pic.twitter.com/bXJgg4maqF
THE FG IS BLOCKED FOR THE WIN!#GBvsCHI pic.twitter.com/zdxGIdJyZI
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) November 17, 2024
JUST THE TIP#GBvsCHI pic.twitter.com/kyn4wLhM49
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) November 17, 2024
I hope entertainers won't be afraid to perform at President Trump's inauguration for his second term. Hopefully, people in the entertainment industry won't throw baseless hissy fits and boycott events with our president this time around.Jelly Roll greets Trump with a huge smile as he walks into UFC 309
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 17, 2024
America is healing πΊπΈ pic.twitter.com/tqpwgLCDVm
Everyone looks to be having a great time. Trump joy.Wait for it…. πΊπ€£πΊπΈ pic.twitter.com/Wb7AoYXHGG
— Sage Steele (@sagesteele) November 17, 2024
Jon Jones just won his UFC match and gave the championship belt to Trump pic.twitter.com/XsB2bEaZIL
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 17, 2024
Not for long. https://t.co/v8teGiv3eH
— Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) November 16, 2024
Zip it. In addition to Alec Baldwin having his fly completely down during SNL's goodnights, he also disgraced himself by doing an awful RFK Jr. impression. I'm sure someone in the cast is capable of doing a much better impression. I'm sure someone in the audience could have done better. Baldwin standing there with his fly down brought the biggest laughs of the night.I’m sure Alec Baldwin will be chill and even-tempered when someone tells him his fly was down during the goodnights pic.twitter.com/7Wsn4jyD6m
— Paul Beer (@pauldanielbeer) November 17, 2024
π¨BREAKING: Donald Trump arrives to UFC 309 at Madison Square Garden with Elon Musk, RFK Jr, Kid Rock, Speaker Mike Johnson, Dana White and more
— America (@america) November 17, 2024
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Oh my God, it's a Nazi rally!President @realDonaldTrump entering The World’s Most Famous Arena, Madison Square Garden—in New York City with @danawhite, @DonaldJTrumpJr, @EricTrump, @elonmusk, @RobertKennedyJr, @VivekGRamaswamy, @TulsiGabbard, @KidRock, and @SpeakerJohnson…
— Dan Scavino Jr.πΊπΈπ¦ (@DanScavino) November 17, 2024
“THE MAN IN THE ARENA”#POTUS4547… pic.twitter.com/QY2fCYMciu
Elon sitting next to Trump tonight, scrolling π and cracking up at memes π pic.twitter.com/lD9wYbHXWo
— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) November 17, 2024
We are so back π @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @SpeakerJohnson @RobertKennedyJr and @TulsiGabbard at @ufc with President-Elect @realDonaldTrump πΊπΈ pic.twitter.com/SS1gQuUCNd
— Alexa Henning (@alexahenning) November 17, 2024
President Trump's comeback is America's comeback.“THEY SAID HE WAS DONE FOREVER” pic.twitter.com/arqDRl9g6D
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 16, 2024
Some Democrats are learning from their historic loss. Some are not.Some amazing truth bombs dropped by NYC Mayor Eric Adams, informing the ladies of The View that ordinary people simply don't care about the elite left's shrieking about Hitler and the "end of democracy."
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) November 15, 2024
“They are not talking about Hitler. They're talking about housing ...… pic.twitter.com/oabiYp3caW
It's amazing how an election loss, even as big as this one, still doesn't put a dent in the thinking that lost it. pic.twitter.com/6yjqldcDhQ
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) November 16, 2024
Karoline Leavitt is terrific.Thank you, President Trump, for believing in me. I am humbled and honored.
— Karoline Leavitt (@kleavittnh) November 16, 2024
Let’s MAGA!πΊπΈ pic.twitter.com/UF1ljE1r9R
FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump https://t.co/RHTetLuYmr pic.twitter.com/N4Z6ThZcBH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 14, 2024
I am not mincing words.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 16, 2024
Not in the slightest.
Democrats and Bob Casey, in collusion with several Pennsylvania election officials, want to steal the election from Dave McCormick (R).
Somebody has to get involved here, NOW. pic.twitter.com/pjAtBOdWX7
"The only thing [Trump's] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's c--k holster."
"[Ivanka Trump] Your father is a racist birther. Steve Bannon an anti-Semitic opportunist. You and your husband are enabling hatred. F--- your shoes."
"Melania [Trump] is a hooker."
"And my job is to shut other white people down when they want to interrupt."
"We have to, at the DNC, provide training. We have to teach them how to communicate, how to be sensitive, and how to shut their mouths if they're white."
"And to our detractors that insist that this march will never add up to anything: F--- you! F---you!
"Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House."--MADONNA
"Barron Trump looks like a very handsome date-rapist-to-be."
"Barron [Trump] will be this country's first homeschool shooter."
"Hollywood is crawling with outsiders and foreigners, and if we kick 'em all out, you'll have nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts."
"There's a billion to one chance we're living in base reality."
[That means we're almost positively living in a simulation, like a video game.]
"When I would deny that there was a significant racist component in some of the politics on our side, it was because the people I hung out with were certainly not. When suddenly, this rock is turned over, there is this—'Oh shit, did I not see that?'"
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"In any other scenario, Hillary Clinton's lying about her emails, and her pay-for-play relationship with the Clinton Foundation would be disqualifying issues. The only reason they're not disqualifying is because Donald Trump is a fundamentally more repellent, dishonest figure."
"I made a mistake in recalling the events of twelve years ago... I said I was traveling in an aircraft that was hit by RPG fire. I was instead in a following aircraft."
"I'm here to tell you if you elect me governor of this state, I will end the civil war."
"I would not look to the U.S. Constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012. I might look at the constitution of South Africa. That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, had an independent judiciary. It really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done."
"Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now, do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?"
"The death of Andrew Breitbart disproves the adage that only the good die young."
--JULIAN BOND
"The National Institute of Health has said that it is a danger to women's health and safety of their families that for 30 years to be exposed to the prospects of pregnancy."
"[Tea Party Republicans] have acted like terrorists."
"Why did- Couldn't the President have said at that moment, way back in December of last year, 'no game playing. No hostage-taking. No terrorizing this country with the debt ceiling. I'm not going to negotiate with you guys. You can't play it that way.' Could he have done that?"
"[T]he tea-party Hobbits could return to Middle Earth having defeated Mordor."
--WALL STREET JOURNAL EDITORIAL
"I remember distinctly an image of--we were sitting on his couches, and I was looking at [Obama's] pant leg and his perfectly creased pant, and I'm thinking, a) he's going to be president and b) he'll be a very good president."
--DAVID BROOKS
"I feel like calling her back and smackin' her around."
--FRED CLARK, DEMOCRAT
"The picture was of me, and I sent it."
"[I]f you go back to the year 2000, when we had an obvious disaster and - and saw that our voting process needed refinement, and we did that in the America Votes Act and made sure that we could iron out those kinks, now you have the Republicans, who want to literally drag us all the way back to Jim Crow laws and literally - and very transparently - block access to the polls to voters who are more likely to vote Democratic candidates than Republican candidates. And it's nothing short of that blatant."
--DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ
"This is probably one of the worst times we've seen because the numbers of people elected to Congress. I went through this as co-chair of the arts caucus. In '94 people were elected simply to come here to kill the National Endowment for the Arts. Now they’re here to kill women."
"The protesters have proven today that they‘re not going away. It was a pretty rough night last night. You can imagine if people said, well, we just can‘t fight the power. Instead, this morning, they came by tens, by hundreds, by thousands. By midday today, it was easily more than 10,000, perhaps as many as 15,000 people on the square here in Madison. Not organized by anyone, just grassroots citizens who came out just like the Minutemen in 1776."
--JOHN NICHOLS
"They're sitting on the money, they're using it for their own -- they're putting it someplace else with no interest in helping you with your life, with that money. We've allowed them to take that. That's not theirs, that's a national resource, that's ours. We all have this -- we all benefit from this or we all suffer as a result of not having it. I think we need to go back to taxing these people at the proper rates."
"Why don't we just raise the taxes and let these folks have their collective bargaining, have their union representation and go back to their jobs? Raise the taxes on the wealthy."
"In 1933, [Hitler] abolished unions and that's what our Governor [Scott Walker] is doing today."
--LENA TAYLOR, Democrat State Senator
"So I would urge my Republican colleagues, no matter how strongly they feel -- you know, we have three branches of government. We have a House. We have a Senate. We have a president. And all three of us are going to have to come together and give some, but it is playing with fire to risk the shutting down of the government."
"Well, when you start off with the Preamble of the Constitution, you talk about the pursuit of happiness."
"I'm Rebecca Kleefisch. I performed fellatio on all the talk show hosts in Milwaukee. And they endorsed me and that's how I became lieutenant governor."
"Do you think this Constitution-loving is getting out of hand? I mean, is it a nod to the Tea Party?"
"We can’t just leave it up to the parents."
"[Military leaders] tell us that childhood obesity isn’t just a public health issue; they tell us that it is not just an economic threat -- it is a national security threat as well."
"Actually, I did not take part in [the assassination of Sarah Palin]. I led it."
"[The repeal of ObamaCare is] a kind of creeping genocide."
"[Obama] has to realize that Mitch McConnell has virtually said so that politically he wants to cut out his heart and throw his liver to the dogs."
--DAN RATHER
"And the instructions are not to improvise a comedy sketch, but to elect a group of unqualified, unstable individuals who will do what they are told, in exchange for money and power, and march this nation as far backward as they can get, backward to Jim Crow, or backward to the breadlines of the '30s, or backward to hanging union organizers, or backward to the trusts and the robber barons.
"Result: the Tea Party. Vote backward, vote Tea Party. And if you are somehow indifferent to what is planned for next Tuesday, it is nothing short of an attempted use of democracy to end this democracy."--KEITH "Reagan's dead and he was a lousy President" OLBERMANN
"I gotta wonder when people are gonna start wearing uniforms. I mean they've got an army out there in Alaska of militia people. You've got these guys going around acting like street thugs. I mean it isn't far from what we saw in the thirties, where all of a sudden, political parties started showing up in uniform."
"[Sharron Angle] is a moron on top of being evil... I'd like to see her do this ad in the South Bronx. Come here, bitch. Come to New York and do it. I'm not praying for her. She's going to hell. She's going to hell, this bitch."
"So people have been hurting and I understand that. And it doesn't give them comfort or solace for me to tell them, you know, but for me, we'd be in a worldwide depression."
"And to play Dick Cheney, all I had to do was find my Dick Cheney. And you can find all the villainy in the world in your own heart, and that's what an actor's job is. I always say to kids, inside you is Hitler and Jesus. And you got to find the appropriate person and bring them out."
"Because I live in the District of Columbia which is so predominantly Democratic, I am a registered Democrat. But I am an avowed neutral. And to put that into practice, I take my young daughter into the voting booth and she votes for me. She's now 14. We've been doing this since she was about age 4. She's now quite informed."
"Sarah Palin's an idiot. Come on. This is a remarkably, stunningly, jaw-droppingly incompetent and mean woman."
"The Democrats may have moved into the center, but the Republicans have moved into a mental institution."
--AARON SORKIN
"Perhaps the greatest threat of all is the undermining of our Constitution and the systematic attack against the inalienable rights of the citizens of this nation, rights that are guaranteed by our Constitution. At the vanguard of this insidious attack is the Tea Party. This band of misguided citizens is moving perilously close to achieving villainous ends."
"[Christine O'Donnell is] a witch who doesn't masturbate."
"Ah, the Tea Party, the nativist bed-wetters who somehow control our national dialogue. Yes, I call them the Pee Party, Jay, because they're always peeing in their pants about something. They're just, they're afraid of a mosque being built in New York. They're afraid of guns. You know, they think Obama, who like every other pussy Democrat has never said a single word about gun control, but they are very sure that he and his Negro army are coming after their guns. You know what? If you think that he's coming after your guns, you need to get out of your chat room and have your house tested for lead. He's not coming after your guns or your Bible or your fishing pole or your chewing tobacco."
"That's a trade-off society is making because of very, very high medical costs, and a lack of willingness to say, you know, is spending a million dollars on that last three months of life for that patient, would it be better not to lay off those ten teachers and to make that trade-off in medical costs. But that;s called the 'Death Panel' and you're not supposed to have that discussion."
"NOT the 'whiteman's bitch'"
--IESHUH GRIFFIN
"[If Rush Limbaugh suffered a heart attack in my presence, I would] laugh loudly like a maniac and watch his eyes bug out. I never knew I had this much hate in me. But he deserves it."
--SARAH SPITZ
"You want freedom, you going to have to kill some crackers. You going to have to kill some of their babies."
"If this was Texas, which is the state that, that is directly on the border with Mexico, and they were calling for a measure like this, saying that they had a major issue with, you know, with undocumented people flooding their borders, I would say I would have to look twice at this. "But this is a state that is a ways removed from the border. And, um, it just, it doesn't make sense to me that when you google this subject, if you put in 'Arizona S.B. 1070,' that you see a picture of the governor of Arizona meeting with President Obama in May of 2010. If you have direct linkage to the president, there are already National Guard troops on the border in Arizona."
"Tell [the Jews] to get the hell out of Palestine. Remember, these people are occupied and it's their land. It's not German. It's not Poland. [The Jews] can go home. Poland. Germany."
--HELEN THOMAS
"After the last eight years, it's good to have a president that knows what a library is."
--PAUL McCARTNEY
"By the way, I just want to point out I'm wearing my splash shield because I was told I was going to be in the splash zone (during Harry Smith's colonoscopy on live TV)."
--KATIE COURIC
"And that Word is, we have to give voice to what that means in terms of public policy that would be in keeping with the values of the Word."
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"Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance or that people could start a business and be entrepreneurial and take risk, but not job loss because of a child with asthma or someone in the family is bipolar—you name it, any condition — is job-locking."
--NANCY PELOSI
"Back in World War II, we viewed the Japanese as 'yellow, slant-eyed dogs' that believed in different gods. They were out to kill us because our way of living was different. We, in turn, wanted to annihilate them because they were different. Does that sound familiar, by any chance, to what's going on today?"
--TOM HANKS
"The 'White Right' is trying to set Barack up to be assassinated.... Here are Christians praying for God to kill Barack Obama."
--LOUIS FARRAKHAN
"I refuse to accept the notion that the United States of America is not going to lead the world economically throughout the 20th Century."
--JOE BIDEN
"Obama's critics keep blasting him for Chicago-style politics. So, fine. Channel your inner Al Capone and go gangsta against your foes. Let 'em know that if they aren't with you, they are against you, and will pay the price."
--ROLAND MARTIN
"Martha Coakley is running to fill the rest of Ted Kennedy's term, and her opponent is a far-right tea-bagger Republican."
--CHUCK SCHUMER
"I tell you what, if I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times. I don't know if they'd let me or not, but I'd try to. Yeah, that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. 'Cause that's exactly what they are."
--ED SCHULTZ
"We also see how revved up the tea baggers are at the thought of hijacking health care reform and every chance we have at making progress in Washington."
--JOHN KERRY
"A few years ago, this guy (Obama) would have been getting us coffee."
--BILL CLINTON
"I didn't realize I had written a column defending Roman Polanski and minimized his crime - are you sure it was me? I mean, I? There is, apparently, more to this crime than it would seem, and it may sound like a hollow defense, but in Hollywood I am not sure a 13-year-old is really a 13-year-old."
--TOM SHALES
"Joe Wilson yelled 'You lie!' at a president who didn't. But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!"
--MAUREEN DOWD
"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game... During the 7th inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
--DAVID LETTERMAN
"I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life."
--SONIA SOTOMAYOR
"We all considered sexual abuse of minors as a moral evil, but had no understanding of its criminal nature."
--REMBERT WEAKLAND, Archbishop of Milwaukee 1977- 2002
"You know, you might want to look into this, [President Obama], because I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker, but he was so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight."
"Rush Limbaugh -- 'I hope the country fails.' I hope his kidneys fail."
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"[Obama] told me I did a great job. The first lady said the same thing. I got a 'well done' from the president, I'm on cloud nine."
--WANDA SYKES
"Americans are looking for more government in their life, not less."
--COLIN POWELL
"[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country."
--PAUL BEGALA
"I wouldn't want [gay marriage] to go to the United States Supreme Court now because that homophobe Antonin Scalia has too many votes on this current court."
--BARNEY FRANK
"Going forward, my mind will be open to every solution -- except one. We should not -- we must not -- and I will not -- raise taxes."
--JIM DOYLE, Liar
"He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist."
--JOY BEHAR
"You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F--- you."
--JON STEWART
"Should I be worried about being a slave and being returned to slavery?"
--WHOOPI GOLDBERG
"I also believe that America is the greatest sin against God."
--FR. MICHAEL PFLEGER
"Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are seriously mistaken. Today the reason for the Zionist regime's existence is questioned, and this regime is on its way to annihilation."
--MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
"We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."
--TED TURNER
"Look, [Mitt] Romney comes from a religion founded by a criminal who was anti-American, pro-slavery, and a rapist. And he comes from that lineage and says, 'I respect this religion fully.'"
--LAWRENCE O'DONNELL
"Mexico does not end at its borders... Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico."
--FELIPE CALDERON
"The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don't say, 'Well, I read a science fiction novel that told me it's not a problem.' If the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame retardant."
--AL GORE
"Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers."
--ROSIE O'DONNELL
"Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?"
--CHRIS ROCK
"Shut the f--- up! Shut up if you can't take a joke [about President Bush]!"
--BARBRA STREISAND
"Right, oh, yeah, Happy 9/11! Celebrate the day, right?"
--JAMES BROLIN, Mr. Barbra Streisand
"I think President Bush very well may have signed an authorization for the 9/11 attacks."
--KEVIN BARRETT, UW-MADISON Lecturer
"I said what I said. I am not guilty."
--SADDAM HUSSEIN
"Terri will not be starved to death. Her nutrition and hydration will be taken away."
--MICHAEL SCHIAVO
"On the eve of the election last month my wife Judith and I were driving home late in the afternoon and turned on the radio for the traffic and weather. What we instantly got was a freak show of political pornography: lies, distortions, and half-truths -- half-truths being perhaps the blackest of all lies. "
--BILL MOYERS
"I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for."
--HOWARD DEAN
"The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy.' They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win."
--MICHAEL MOORE
"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs."
--JOHN KERRY
"F---ing retarded."
"[Republicans] can go f--- themselves!"
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
--HILLARY CLINTON
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
--BILL CLINTON
"And let me tell you something -- for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change. And I have been desperate to see our country moving in that direction and just not feeling so alone in my frustration and disappointment."
--MICHELLE OBAMA
"If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uh, as a janitor, makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor."
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"If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill."
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"[F]or most of my lifetime, the United States was such a dominant economic power, we were such a large market, our industry, our technology, our manufacturing was so significant that we always met the rest of the world economically on our terms. And now, because of the incredible rise of India and China and Brazil and other countries, the United States remains the largest economic and the largest market but there’s real competition out there. And that's potentially healthy. It makes -- Michelle was saying earlier I like tough questions because it keeps me on my toes. Well, this will keep America on its toes."
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"If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We're gonna PUNISH OUR ENEMIES and we're gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,' if they don't see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it's gonna be harder and that's why I think it's so important that people focus on voting on November 2."
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"We don't mind the Republicans joining us. They can come for the ride, but THEY GOTTA SIT IN BACK."
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"We can absorb a terrorist attack. We'll do everything we can to prevent it, but even a 9/11, even the biggest attack ever... we absorbed it and we are stronger."
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"We are the ones we've been waiting for."
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"We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers so I know whose ass to kick."
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"We're not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you’re providing a good product or you're providing good service. We don't want people to stop fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow the economy."
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"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."
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"It is a vital national security interest of the United States to reduce these conflicts because whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower, and when conflicts break out, one way or another we get pulled into them. And that ends up costing us significantly in terms of both blood and treasure."
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"But I -- I think that the most important thing for the public to understand is, we're not handling any of these cases any different than the Bush administration handled them all through 9/11."
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"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy CORPSE-MAN Christian [sic] Brossard. And lying on a gurney aboard the USNS Comfort, a woman asked Christopher: 'Where do you come from? What country? After my operation,' she said, 'I will pray for that country.' And in Creole, CORPSE-MAN Brossard responded, 'Etazini.' The United States of America."
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"I hear that Dr. Joe Medicine Crow was around, and so I want to give a shout-out to that Congressional Medal of Honor winner. It's good to see you."
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"We are God's partners in matters of life and death."
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"[T]he Cambridge police acted stupidly."
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"I am going to teach [my daughters] first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby."
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"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings, and INEFFICIENCIES to our health care system."
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"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."
--BARACK OBAMA
"In a word, freedom is ever new. It is a challenge held out to each generation, and it must constantly be won over for the cause of good.... [A] democracy without values can lose its very soul."
--POPE BENEDICT XVI
"When freedom does not have a purpose, when it does not wish to know anything about the rule of law engraved in the hearts of men and women, when it does not listen to the voice of conscience, it turns against humanity and society."
--POPE JOHN PAUL II
"We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop."
--MOTHER TERESA
"To promote choice for its own sake is more akin to self-indulgence than self-determination. It is the philosophy of a pre-schooler in a candy shop."
--BRIAN POLLARD, M.D.
"The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people."
--MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
"The house we hope to build is not for my generation but for yours. It is your future that matters. And I hope that when you are my age, you will be able to say as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. We lived lives that were a statement, not an apology."
--RONALD REAGAN
"Liberalism is the philosophy of the stupid."
--MARK LEVIN
"We are Warriors forever."
--BO ELLIS
"I know how much you're supposed to enjoy every sandwich, you know."
--WARREN ZEVON
