Friday, October 3, 2008

Letterman: Top Ten Messages Left on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

David Letterman is still acting like a child, still complaining about John McCain cancelling an appearance on his show.

Letterman is a vindictive, bitter, partisan hack, though he said on Friday's show that he's politically independent.

The Top Ten list reflected what a small man Letterman is.

TOP TEN MESSAGES LEFT ON SARAH PALIN'S ANSWERING MACHINE
10. "Hi, it's John McCain; I had to go to bed. How did it go?"

9. "Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?"

8. "Hi, it's Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd's out of town."

7. "My name is Joseph Six-Pack - Knock it off"

6. "Hi, Katie Couric again - Think of any newspapers yet?"

5. "Buy the Late Show Fun Facts. It's a bridge to hilarity"

4. "John McCain again; Could you pick up my prescriptions?"

3. "Senator Larry Craig here - Do you have Joe Biden's phone number?"

2. "McCain again; Do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?"

1. "It's President Bush. If you're at the debate, who's watching Russia?"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shout out to David Letterman--small men of the world unite! Small women, too!

Mary said...

Yes, small men and women unite behind Barack Obama!

Obama is perfect as their leader.

Unknown said...

As they've decimated the environment and forced a bailout of the rich at the expense of the rest (by relentless deregulation and crony capitalism), Republicans should at least be able to laugh at themselves. And this vindictive, book-banning, lying, anti-science pageant loser is quite hilarious considering the precarious state of this nation and the world right now. Country First? Really?

Mary said...

this vindictive, book-banning, lying, anti-science pageant loser

Good Lord.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the fact that he's pointing out that she's slightly less intelligent than Bush or the average 10th grader (both of whom could probably cough up a 'smart-people' magazine title when pressed) means he's petty.

We can't help it that Obama has no sex or drug scandals or outright displays of hypocrisy for comedians to mock. Of course since Obama is a good guy and McCain is losing I'm sure his people will make up some juicy dirt.

I'm embarrassed to have people like you representing my gender :/

Mary said...

Really?

You're embarrassed to have people like me representing your gender?

That's odd.

Everyone single woman I've ever met in my life has been thrilled that I am representing her gender.

Now, do you really want to talk about Obama and his illicit drug use?

Really?

I think it's terribly offensive that people, like you and Letterman, mock Sarah Palin's intelligence.

Disagree with her. Dislike her. Don't vote for her. But must you and Letterman and others like you assault her with such ferocity?

She's an accomplished woman and deserves at least a modicum of respect.

Does being so merciless and cruel to other human beings come easily to you?

Don't you realize that rather than debasing her, you are serving to debase yourself?

Anonymous said...

She's an accomplished woman and deserves at least a modicum of respect.

Since when is it disprespectful to make fun of people when they sound stupid? I understand being angry about the jokes at the expense of her appearance, but the words that come out of her mouth are fair game.

Does being so merciless and cruel to other human beings come easily to you?

Only when they are politicians or lawyers. Really, anyone whose day job is lying to me...