It's been a while since a round of "Rush Limbaugh Karaoke" was played on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. It made its return on Monday night.
Three audience members sing Limbaugh's actual words. Competing for a karaoke system as the top prize, the contestants sing, with the winner being determined by audience applause.
The first song was "Barack the Destroyer."
Barack Obama
is seriously dangerous
I said, Barack Obama
is a destroyer
These are dark days
for this country
We've never seen this kind of
radical leadership
This is fascism
The second song -- inspired by the recent documentary, By the People, about Obama's presidential campaign -- was "Anal Poisoning":
If a documentary could
get anal poisoning
this one could, I mean,
it's just kiss butt
kiss butt, kiss butt, kiss butt,
all over the place
He's the president
A full-fledged man-child,
narcissist
Anal poisoning
And the third song, a love song to Hillary Clinton, "Testicle Lockbox":
Testicle
Testicle lockbox
I invented the testicle,
testicle lockbox
and it's Hillary Clinton's
If anybody's got a
testicle lockbox
It is Hillary
And the winner was Contestant #2, performing "Anal Poisoning."
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Previous Late Night karaoke contests:
Rush Limbaugh Karaoke, June 18, 2009
Mark Sanford Karaoke, June 26, 2009
Rush Limbaugh Karaoke, July 31, 2009
John Madden Karaoke, September 1, 2009
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