Saturday, December 22, 2012

'Walking in a Welfare Wonderland'

Listen to another Christmas tune featuring Baracka Claus.

"Welfare Wonderland"




Lyrics:

Cell phones ring
Are you listening
Every day
Less are working
A beautiful sight
That offends the Right
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland

Gone away
Is employment
Here to stay
Is your enjoyment
I did it because
Of capitalism's flaws
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say "Are you married?"
You'll say "No, man"
I'll lose my benefits if I ever get tied down

Later on
You'll perspire
As you drink
By the fire
With the hobos and clowns
Who wander downtown
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland

Walkin' in my welfare wonderland
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland
Parody performed by the great Paul Shanklin.
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Other holiday favorites:

"Baracka Claus is Coming to Town"

"Forward: Obama Phones Ringing"

"Jolly Old St. Obama"

"Santa Baby"

"Let It Grow"

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