'Baracka Claus is Coming to Town'

In the spirit of the holidays, here's a fun parody, performed by Paul Shanklin.



Lyrics:

Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town

You better not work
You better not try
Get your hand out
I'm telling you why

Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town

If you're a success
I'm taxin' you twice
Gonna reverse who's naughty and nice

Hey!
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town

I'll pay you just for sleeping
Don't work, stay home and play
You will care if you're bad or good
'Cause if you're bad you get more cake

So, Republicans watch out
I'm lookin' real fly
Media shouts 'We elected our guy'

Hey!
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town

The market's goin' down
Why do you have a frown?

'Walking in a Welfare Wonderland'

Listen to another Christmas tune featuring Baracka Claus.

"Welfare Wonderland"



Lyrics:

Cell phones ring
Are you listening
Every day
Less are working
A beautiful sight
That offends the Right
Walkin' in my Welfare Wonderland

Gone away
Is employment
Here to stay
Is your enjoyment
I did it because
Of capitalism's flaws
Walkin' in my Welfare Wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say "Are you married?"
You'll say "No, man
"I'll lose my benefits if I ever get tied down"

Later on
You'll perspire
As you drink
By the fire
With the hobos and clowns
Who wander downtown
Walkin' in my Welfare Wonderland

Walkin' in my Welfare Wonderland
Walkin' in my Welfare Wonderland

Parody performed by the great Paul Shanklin.
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Other holiday favorites:

"Baracka Claus is Coming to Town"

"Forward: Obama Phones Ringing"

"Jolly Old St. Obama"

"Santa Baby"

"Let It Grow"

'Let It Grow'

For your holiday listening pleasure, to make your Christmas merry--

"Let It Grow"



Lyrics:

Oh the fiscal cliff sure is frightful
Shrinking government is doubtful
'Cause Republicans can't say no
Let it grow! Let it grow! Let it grow!

I never had plans for stoppin'
I needed votes so I just bought them
Removed the debt ceiling, and watch me go
Let it grow! Let it grow! Let it grow!

When I finally say goodbye
You won't recognize this place
GOP better hold on tight
To stop entitlements you'll have to use mace

The U.S. is quickly dyin'
The leader of the Free World is good-byin'
But the uninformed love me so
Let it grow! Let it grow! Let it grow!

Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!

Parody performed by the great Paul Shanklin.
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Other holiday favorites:

"Baracka Claus is Coming to Town"

"Forward: Obama Phones Ringing"

"Jolly Old St. Obama"

"Santa Baby"

"Welfare Wonderland"

'Santa Barry'

More sounds of the season, featuring Baracka Claus.

"Santa Barry"



Lyrics:

Santa Barry, slip a cell phone under the tree, for me
That's why I voted for you, Santa Barry
So hurry with the presents tonight

Santa Barry, a 2012 convertible too, light blue
I supported you dear, Santa Barry
So hurry with the presents tonight

Spend it all 'cause I insist
I don't care about a little bitty fiscal cliff
Your next term should be twice as good
For people doin' nothin' in my neighborhood

Santa Barry, there's one more thing I really do need - the deed
To my home that's in foreclosure, Santa Barry
So hurry with the presents tonight

So hurry with the presents, alright

Santa, hurry

Parody from the great Paul Shanklin.

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Other holiday favorites:

"Baracka Claus is Coming to Town"

"Forward: Obama Phones Ringing"

"Jolly Old St. Obama"

"Let It Grow"

"Welfare Wonderland"

'Forward: Obama Phones Ringing'

More sounds of the season, featuring Baracka Claus.

"Forward: Obama Phones Ringing"



Lyrics:

Just hear those Obama Phones ringing
That ringtone will be singin' my tune
Come on, it's lovely weather
To go forward together with you

Outside as stocks are falling
Occupiers are calling me 'dude'
The Senate doesn't matter
ObamaCare is headed for you

Give it up, give it up
Give it up, let go
Turn off the radio
There's nothing on from noon to three, you know

Give it up, give it up
Get it up, it's grand
Free phone in your hand
We're puffing along on a bong
That'll take you to the Promised Land

There's a happy feeling
Knowing all the votes you'll buy
When you pass around the presents at election time
It's nearly just like when Barney Frank first saw his future wife
Ooooo
These wonderful phones are the things
These wonderful phones are the things
These wonderful phones are the things
That in 2012 saved my hide

Just hear those Obama Phones ringing
That ringtone will be singin' my tune
Come on, it's lovely weather to
Go forward together with you

We'll pave the road before us
With borrowed roses and boot
Come on, it's lovely weather now
Get together now
Cell phones ring-a-ling
Ring-ting-ting-a-ling
Stocks are falling
Your friends are calling
It's lovely weather
It's lovely weather
It's lovely weather
To go forward together with you

Forward!

Parody performed by the great Paul Shanklin.

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Other holiday favorites:

"Baracka Claus is Coming to Town"

"Jolly Old St. Obama"

"Santa Baby"

"Let It Grow"

"Welfare Wonderland"

'Baracka Claus is Coming to Town'

UPDATE, DECEMBER 21, 2012: More songs-

"Santa Barry"

"Let It Grow"

"Welfare Wonderland"
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UPDATE, November 30, 2012: Listen to the latest song featuring Baracka Claus, "Jolly Old St. Obama."
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UPDATE, November 19, 2012: Listen to another Christmas tune featuring Baracka Claus, "Forward: Obama Phones Ringing."
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Lyrics:

Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town

You better not work
You better not try
Get your hand out
I'm telling you why

Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town

If you're a success
I'm taxin' you twice
Gonna reverse who's naughty and nice

Hey!
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town

I'll pay you just for sleeping
Don't work, stay home and play
You will care if you're bad or good
'Cause if you're bad you get more cake

So, Republicans watch out
I'm lookin' real fly
Media shouts 'We elected our guy'

Hey!
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town
Baracka Claus is comin' to town

The market's goin' down
Why do you have a frown?

Another great parody, performed by Paul Shanklin.